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Friday, 7 September 2007

The one with... enjoying my Friday morning..

Some words of wisdom....

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

3. True friends stab you in the front. Not from the back!

4. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

5. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

6. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

7. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

8. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

9. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

10. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

11. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

12. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

13. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

16. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

17. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

18. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

19. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

20. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Happy Friday people & have a good weekend! Hope we'll hear some good news from The 2008 Budget hah.

5 comments:

  1. same to you!! yeah, wonder what's hiding up pak lah's sleeve this time.hmm.

    nice post! :)

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  2. we shall wait and see!

    thanks.. =)

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  3. i see ppl napping off..i see ppl laughing..i see money being spent..but i still havent heard what i wan to hear!!..

    copy n paste fwd email 1..not creative..boohoo..

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  4. it's my own freaking blog la, DUH-UH!!!!!

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